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Re: JOKES

Postby Tresagreen » 28 Sep 2021, 17:14

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant Jeff thankyou, just what was needed on a miserable day :smt023
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Re: JOKES

Postby radstockjeff » 02 Oct 2021, 11:39

An elderly gentleman had recently retired and had decided to spend his dotage living on a large farm in the country.

One evening he decided to visit the lake around the back of the house as it was a tranquil and secluded spot, the perfect place to while away a summer evening.

Drone flies droopily swung across the surface and all around the trees were filled with sweet summer foliage.

On this particular evening however he was surprised to hear feminine voices shouting and laughing with delight, along with the frequent splashing of water.

As he got nearer to the lake, he saw that there was a group of young women skinny-dipping there.

He at once made the women aware of his prescence and they all swam hurriedly to the far side of the lake.

One of the braver women shouted to him

"We're not coming out until you leave"

The old man replied;

"I didn't come here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the lake naked.

I only came down here to feed the alligator".
There's nothing wrong with being mediocre.........as long as you're good at it!
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Re: JOKES

Postby EWW » 02 Oct 2021, 11:42

:smt023
I do not want thanks for any research I am able to help out with. I just love doing it.
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Re: JOKES

Postby Tresagreen » 07 Oct 2021, 21:18

A woman who is three months pregnant, falls into a deep coma. Six months later she regains conscienceness and asks the doctor about her baby. " you had twins" says the doctor " a boy and a girl, they are both fine and fortunately your brother named them for you" ... "My brother,
oh no!" says the woman, " he is an idiot, what did he call them?". " Well the girl is Denise" says the doctor. " oh well that's not bad" says the woman " what about the boy?" " Denephew" says the doctor..........
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Re: JOKES

Postby radstockjeff » 08 Oct 2021, 13:39

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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