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Re: JOKES

Postby radstockjeff » 18 Mar 2020, 16:39

Extracts from letters of complaint to the local council...............

"This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2........."

"I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen................."

"50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy..........."

"The bedroom is damp; we have two children and would like a third so could you please send a man round to do something about it?..........."
There's nothing wrong with being mediocre.........as long as you're good at it!
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Re: JOKES

Postby Tresagreen » 22 Mar 2020, 12:56

Little boy blue, come blow up your horn, the sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn. Where is the boy who looks after the sheep.... Behind the haystack with little Bo Peep. ...... Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells ....and hash plants all in a row....... Little jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie, he put in his thumb and pulled out a plum..... and squirted the juice in his eye. Daft I know, but we all need a giggle right now.
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